from the clatters
of the snoopy, talking ceiling
and turned to the moon instead,
"What is it like up there?"
and he said,
"Well, you see, my dear, we are, quite relatively
in a certain peculiar kind of way.
water is a vital source of life's elixir
just like how Earth revive one's residers to survive.
Yet somehow, concurrently,
we tussled through
several moonquakes, raining meteorites
under such hellish fiery heat."
that sounds pretty hellific
enough for my soul
to uncurl from this old, rotting heart
and that is
exactly my kind of heaven